April 2013
March 2013
missatomicbomb:
Remember how it all started with a “hey I like this song”
textpots:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
where can i download motivation
possiblypensive:
sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YING.”
crosnealkin:
brittabaggles:
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
every saturday night
me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
starkidnutty:
Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.
#she looks like she just found a unicorn
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
oncebarrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
tupacabra:
the world is not yet ready for you, young one
beerito:
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
eridanslusciousbooty:
gonna write smut
yup done a+
evergreenery:
u know how toddlers go through a ‘no’ stage where all they say is no ya well i think i’m still in that stage
deerstagram:
if something doesn’t load in under 2 seconds thats it im out
gaycrusader:
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
caliboner:
calalilies:
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
dampsandwich:
*punches mom in the face* relax im just trolling
ohvegeta:
*shows up 15 minutes late to the Winter Classic with Tim Hortons*
bobfoxsky:
life lesson:
don’t get cocky because your hockey team might start to suck and then you die
